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kiratsukai:

goats are assholes and I fucking love them for it

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cliterallysame:

How to Pronounce Beyonce Knowles

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mellarkish:

“cORY!!” i scream, “DON’T GO IN THERE!” but it’s too late, Cory is in the house

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patrick-mills:

“Tonight we had two little kids come in to the store wanting to buy games. They had no money. Shortly after a very stout looking man comes In looking for a video game I had a short convo with him and what not. As I’m ringing up the game he starts talking to the kids. He asks them what game they wanna buy and they showed him. He looks at me and says put it on mine. I said seriously?? He said yeah man. So I did. As per regulation I take down his name and number into the system and he drops the money and leaves. So I googled him turns out it was Demarco Murray running back for the Dallas Cowboys. I’d classify someone of his stature in 1% category so anyone that would wanna bitch about rich people and greed. I refer you to this story.”

My running back is so glorious.

galacticdad:

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

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HE KNOCKED THE BUCKET OFF

AND THERE WAS ANOTHER BUCKET UNDERNEATH

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My sapphire’s gonna be bumpin pretty soon

Omashu 

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this looks like an election ad

I would vote for him

dog 2012

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